September 13, 2007 at 2 PM Pacific Daylight time the first, and possible the last, meeting of LUCOOM (Leave Us Cats Out Of Metaphors) was called to order. Present were Sadie Cat, Mama Cat, D'Artagnan, and Evinrude all charter members. Robbie wanted to be admitted but we reminded him that the name was LUCOOM not LUROOM (Leave Us Rabbits Out Of Metaphors).
Robbie replied that it would be LAROOM (Leave All Rabbits Out Of Metaphors). D'Artagnan moved we change the name to LACOOM and Evinrude seconded the motion. Sadie Cat reminded them that before motions could be accepted they would first need to elect officers. Mama Cat hissed some unrepeatable words and the nomination of officers began.
Evinrude nominated Sadie Cat for all offices using a phrase common to all you humans, “makers uppers it.” D'Artagnan announced to everyone that until now Sadie Cat had not been able to spell his name correctly and thus he did not feel she qualified for any office.
Mama Cat nominated D'Artagnan for president and Evinrude seconded the nomination but D'Artagnan declined the nomination on the grounds that he did not have time.
Sadie Cat asked D'Artagnan what he did that made him so busy. All she was aware of was eat, drink, sleep, and dig holes in the dirt to be filled in when their purpose was completed. With that D'Artagnan stuck his tail straight up said he did not have to take that and left. Evinrude said he did not like my attitude and he too departed. Mama Cat just stuck her tongue out at me and left.
I don’t get it. Humans have clubs, churches, and other organizations. They can hold meetings and they don’t get mad about some silly little thing and leave or speak ill of each other. If humans can do it then cats should be able to do it better.
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