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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I AM MAD

Yes I am mad. I am hissing, growling, and biting mad. Bill has four posts on this same account and he found out that all his posts were signed by me. So he went in and deleted MY profile. Hay I have more visitors then he does so why should he have the controls?

Well any way just because you may see his name it is ME and not him.

Monday, March 19, 2007

THE REAL TRUTH

This has been fun. I have received emails and I may have my photo in Kat’s Cat of the Day . Itrice, Bill’s sister, told me that Malli-Auli and Little Bit, her two kitties, really enjoyed it.

Today I just want to let you in on a secret. Don’t tell anyone else because this is just between you and me. Okay?

Have you ever noticed how cats will find the person in a room that dislikes cats the most and then will jump in their lap or rub on their lags? Oh yes we will purr just as loud as we can.

Cat psychologists say that the reason for this is people who like cats will move towards the cat or reach for the cat. The cat sees this as aggression and will move away but people who don’t like cats will not make such jesters and thus there is no sense of aggression. So they just naturally move towards the least aggressive person.

Boy a lot they know. I think they are d-o-g psychologists because they are so far off base it isn’t funny.

Here is the real truth. We cats are very independent. Now you know how we like to torment mice well it is not only mice we enjoy tormenting. So you see we know who it is that does not like cats and so we don’t like them and what is the worst thing we could do to them? That is right, jump right in the middle of their lap. Some of us will even give them a nice big kitty kiss (lick). That is really fun especially if we can get them in the mouth. Boy they will spit and sputter. We just have so much fun with that!

So if you don’t like cats, when you see a strange cat, call or reach for the kitty if you want him or her to leave you alone.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A BLOG BY A CAT? It is better then a d-o-g.

Well here I sit. Keyboard in paw I am going to try this blogging thing. Bill, whose office I live in, is helping me a little.

I live in this office and well I don't get out much but I do have some stories to tell and Bill has told me some stories that I will pass on to you. Momma Cat sometimes stands at the office door and tells me what is going on out there, you know, outside.

Last night Momma Cat was telling me a story. Evinrude, who is the only cat allowed in the big house, but anyway Evinrude was in the house, Oh I better back up because you don't know yet. Bill is not the only one who lives in the big house, his wife Dottie also lives there. They are an old couple. He is about 256 cat years and she is 244 cat years old. Dottie doesn't like cats, that is why I was sent out here, I use to live in the big house. Well it seems like Evinrude was in the house and Dottie was sitting in the lounge chair catching a few Zs. Evinrude started to eye Dottie and Bill knew what he was thinking. Bill said, "You had better not if you want to live." Well he didn't listen; he started to run towards Dottie and jumped right in the middle of her, then ran up and nuzzled her face. I think he lost 4 of his 9 lives.

Well I have to go now but I will be back and give you some more kitty tidbits.