DISTURBING STUDY ON CATS ABILITY TO SURVIVE A FALL

It has been reported that recient studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

First I would like to know who did this study so I could drop them from the seventh floor and see how long it takes them to realize what is occurring, relax and correct themselves.

Second I would like to know how much tax money went into that study.