THE REAL TRUTH

This has been fun. I have received emails and I may have my photo in Kat’s Cat of the Day . Itrice, Bill’s sister, told me that Malli-Auli and Little Bit, her two kitties, really enjoyed it.

Today I just want to let you in on a secret. Don’t tell anyone else because this is just between you and me. Okay?

Have you ever noticed how cats will find the person in a room that dislikes cats the most and then will jump in their lap or rub on their lags? Oh yes we will purr just as loud as we can.

Cat psychologists say that the reason for this is people who like cats will move towards the cat or reach for the cat. The cat sees this as aggression and will move away but people who don’t like cats will not make such jesters and thus there is no sense of aggression. So they just naturally move towards the least aggressive person.

Boy a lot they know. I think they are d-o-g psychologists because they are so far off base it isn’t funny.

Here is the real truth. We cats are very independent. Now you know how we like to torment mice well it is not only mice we enjoy tormenting. So you see we know who it is that does not like cats and so we don’t like them and what is the worst thing we could do to them? That is right, jump right in the middle of their lap. Some of us will even give them a nice big kitty kiss (lick). That is really fun especially if we can get them in the mouth. Boy they will spit and sputter. We just have so much fun with that!

So if you don’t like cats, when you see a strange cat, call or reach for the kitty if you want him or her to leave you alone.