I was doing a little internet surfing today and found something that left me in panic. Researchers are now saying that cat’s claws can reduce the side effects of chemo therapy. I can see it now all those poor kitties having to donate their claws just so humans can feel better. Millions of cats around the world without claws to defend them selves against those mangy low life animals that like to chase them, or reliving tension by exercising them on the couch. Just think they would not be able to reach out and swat their human subjects just for the fun of it or to let them know when they disapprove of something. How can they climb a tree without claws? This could put the police and fire departments in jeopardy of being put out of business because they would lose their main purpose.
I could see pharmaceutical companies grinding those claws into powder and giving it to people. Then it struck me that maybe they were letting the test cats claw people on chemo therapy and thus the pain from those scratches make them forget the pain of the chemo. Wow that sounds like fun. What a job!
I knew this was something that needed to be researched further. I was a little relived to learn that “cat’s claw’ is the name of a plant but I was also disappointed that there would be no work for me clawing people. Bill is still the only person I get to use my claws on.
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