THE HOUSE CAT

                             Meet Austin. 

He is the house cat.  He looks so sweet and nice as he helps his mommy fold her close but he is the reason I have to live out in Bill's office.  It is not that I am complaining about the office because it is actually pretty nice out here it is just that I would like to go into the house with Bill sometimes but Austin has such a fit that I am not allowed inside.  

JOY OF BEING A CAT

It is fun being a cat. I don't think you humans really understand just how much fun it is just being a cat. When humans pester other humans usually the one being pestered will grow angry at the other but we cats can pester even torment humans all day long and they just love us just the same.

DOTTIE IS HOME

Dottie, Bill's wife, went to spend some time with their new granddaughter. This meant some quality time for me with Bill. But now she is back and he wants to spend time with her. If I didn't know better I would think he loves more then he loves me.

HOME ALONE

Yesterday Bill used his ham radio skills to assist in shepherding a bicycle ride event. He left early in the morning without saying good bye. He did not arrive back home until late last night when he came in to see me. I was so mad I knew I was going to do something mean to show him. He left the computer off so I was not able to do some of my little tricks to mess it up so he has to figure out how to get it working again. He left the ham radio off so I was not able to get on the air and tell him what I thought of the way he was treating me. What could I do? When he came home he fed the rabbit before he came to see me. That was an insult. Boy was I going to give it to him when he came to see me. Finally he came to see me and I was so excited to see him I forgot to be mean. Oh well maybe next time.

DX KITTY

What we cats do at night when we have staff members who are ham radio operators. There are dogs that do this too.

How to wash a toilet

I am a special guest contributor to this site. Actually I snuck on to Bill’s computer by stealth but this was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

Taro The Dog.

THE LOVE OF A CAT

IF YOU WANT A LACKEY GET A DOG. IF YOU WANT LOVE GET A CAT!