THAT IS ALL I NEED MORE BEEP BEEPERS!

How does he do it? Bill is running 10 different blog sites and if that was not enough now he is building a site to help people get their ham radio license. From 5 in the morning until after midnight he has been putting this program together. He is on our computer almost the whole time.

I need several cat naps during the day and though cats are suppose to be nocturnal Bill keeps me awake for so much of the day I have to sleep at night when he is gone. It is so hard for me to get to the computer that I have come to the conclusion that what I need is my own computer. Maybe then I could keep up with this blog (and maybe not).

Then there is this ham thing. Do you have any idea how much squeaking and squawking those radios make? I do not like the sound of them and I keep telling Bill I do not like them but he keeps running them just the same. He will run those radios during the day while he is working and listens to something he calls Morse code. To me it is just an annoying beep beep. When he tries to transmit to someone I make it a point to jump on his shoulder and meow just as loud as I can in his ear just to let him know how much I dislike those things. I have even been known to bite his ear but he just reaches up and strokes my head or leans his head over and nuzzles me and keeps on doing what he was doing.

Now he is trying to get more people out there he can beep beep with by starting those ham classes on the internet. He will be starting this class on 09/04/2007 on http://hamslife2.blogspot.com and I hope none of my readers go there or to his other site http://hamslife.blogspot.com because all I need is more beep beepers out there.

Bill went to answer the door and I hear him coming back now so I had better get off this keyboard or he will pick me up, pet my head, and put me on the floor and I would rather get on the floor on my own power.

HUMANS ARE UNIQUE CREATURES

You humans are unique creatures in so many ways. You have abilities that neither we cats nor any other animal have. You can reach out and help others not only of your own species but also those of us who are not of your species.

Disaster hits and you will rush around the world to help your own who are in need. While your own kind are in need there are other fellow travelers of this world who also need help and some of you reach out to them.

To illustrate what I mean let me tell you about a young couple, Steve and Terra Irwin. These two wonderful animal loving people were married on June 4, 1992 with a planned honeymoon to follow.

Now for you cats and other animal readers I know we don’t understand but to humans marriages and honeymoons are very important times in their lives. They have this big ceremony where they stand in front of a lot of people where someone asks them, “do you?” and they say, “I do.” Then after they eat some cake they leave all the people to clean up while they go spend a few days somewhere where they can get away from all those people they invited to come see them say “I do” and were nice enough to clean up after they eat some cake.

Now if you want to see those two leave that location in two separate vehicles, this time without tin cans, just let the husband ask his bride if he can cut the honeymoon short so he can go save some crocodiles. That would be the point where most women would say bye bye.

Not Terri, when Steve heard that some crocodiles needed help he asked her that very question and she was quick to agree and even went with him to help.

Humans it is up to you to help your fellow travelers but to do this it usually takes a thing called money. There are so many organizations out there who are trying to help people, animals, and even plants who need money to accomplish their goal. Thee are so many good people who are trying to raise money by asking others to help that it becomes very difficult for humans to know which ones to contribute and which to say no. I hear Bill on the phone almost everyday having to tell someone he just can’t help and I can see the pain it causes him because he really wants to help but he can’t help everybody.

Now someone came up with a way where you humans can sell things around the house they no longer need or they can buy things they would like to have that someone else is selling and help your own kind and others at the same time. It is called Mission Fish. It is part of a marketing group called eBay. When these sellers sell their item part or all of the money received from the bid is sent directly to the organization.

Maybe you know an organization that help fellow travelers and would like to be added to this link. If so please let me know via the comment portion and I will check it out and possibly add it to the “SITES HELPING FELLOW TRAVELERS OF THIS WORLD”. I am sorry that I can’t add everybody, there are just too many good worthy organizations but I have room to ad a few.

Speaking of Mission fish I think I smell fish. Bill must be fixing supper so I had better go before Evinrude steals it.

CATS ARE CREATED BEINGS

Many humans say they are the product of evolution and that they descended from an ape which descended from some other animal. This system of belief includes, which based on faith and not facts, includes that somewhere down that line of evolution humans and cats are related. (Before someone gets angry about saying that this is a system of belief then just read about evolution by those who believe in evolution and see how many times they say, “we think,” or “we believe.”)

Well humans may believe they related to some lower order of animal but we cats are not related to humans. I can prove that we are created by an intelligent being.

If you were to go for a walk in the woods and walked into an area where all the trees are in organized rows; each tree is an equal distance from the other tree. Would you say, “Isn’t it interesting how all these randomly scattered seeds came up in such an organized manor?” Surely you would recognize that these trees were planted by someone.

Now while holding your kitty and showing how much you adore her look at her whiskers. There is not a random scattering here but organized rows. This did not happen by chance but just as the trees in the woods they are placed there by design. Design requires a designer.

RESEARCH SAYS, “CAT’S CLAW REDUCES SIDE EFFECTS OF CHEMO THERAPY!”

I was doing a little internet surfing today and found something that left me in panic. Researchers are now saying that cat’s claws can reduce the side effects of chemo therapy. I can see it now all those poor kitties having to donate their claws just so humans can feel better. Millions of cats around the world without claws to defend them selves against those mangy low life animals that like to chase them, or reliving tension by exercising them on the couch. Just think they would not be able to reach out and swat their human subjects just for the fun of it or to let them know when they disapprove of something. How can they climb a tree without claws? This could put the police and fire departments in jeopardy of being put out of business because they would lose their main purpose.

I could see pharmaceutical companies grinding those claws into powder and giving it to people. Then it struck me that maybe they were letting the test cats claw people on chemo therapy and thus the pain from those scratches make them forget the pain of the chemo. Wow that sounds like fun. What a job!

I knew this was something that needed to be researched further. I was a little relived to learn that “cat’s claw’ is the name of a plant but I was also disappointed that there would be no work for me clawing people. Bill is still the only person I get to use my claws on.

CAT BATH

Humans use the phrase “cat bath” to mean a quick cleansing using a wash cloth. It is not really a bath to humans but just a wash-up. The reason for this definition of the “cat bath” allegory is because we cats use our tongue to clean up. We don’t like water. We don’t need soap.

Now if you humans want to get into water that is your business but why do humans think they have to put cats into water, use soap, and soak those poor kitties to the skin?

Call me a cab. Cat Against Baths

I HAVE BEEN A BAAAAD KITTY

ROOMMATE ROBBIE RABBIT

It seems like that I am such a busy kitty what with all my eating, drinking, sleeping, more sleeping, and keeping Bill annoyed I just don’t seem to get to my blog. I am sorry I have been such a bad kitty about these blogs.

The other day Bill let Robbie, my rabbit roommate, out of his cage. Bill felt he needed to stretch his legs and he has not taken him out on the leach much lately. I found out that he is dumber then a d o g. He will hop away from Bill when he is trying to give him a little attention and if Bill continues to pursue him he will go back into his cage.

I think the little romps in the office are over though. He was chewing on cords and Bill was trying to teach him to stop when he was told to but he just keeps on chewing. Now I will admit I destroyed my share of cords, like the phone cord, ear phone cords, and more, but I had enough sense to do it when Bill was not looking and if he did see me I would stop when he told me to stop. But not Robbie so Bill is trying to find some other way for him to exercise.

For those of you who were wondering, Evinrude’s eye healed fine and he is doing OK.

I think I hear a cat nap calling me. I better go check on it.

FINALY I GOT MY OFFICE BACK

It seems that Evinrude got a piece of foxtail, a local wild grass seed, in his eye. Well Bill being as he is had to take care of him and I got kicked out of MY office again. This is my home. I live here so why do I get kicked out?

Bill says that it is because he is afraid that if he leaves Evinrude in the shop that he might damage something and he trusts me. Did I tell you that Bill is a ham radio operator? So he has some very delicate equipment in the shop. Wait until sees the wire I chewed through and the little deposit I left in the middle of his work bench. Maybe next time he won’t trust me so much.

Evinrude got better and is back outside.

That is enough on that subject. Bill now sings his little song to me again. I guess I didn’t tell you about Bill’s song. He made it up just for me. He says the tune is something called “Nick Knack Paddy Whack” or something like that. It goes, “I love you, you love me were as happy as a flee on a cat’s back we nothing lack we live a life that’s free and go along so merrily.

Speaking of flee I have an itch and think I will go scratch. I will try to get back quicker next time if some one doesn’t kick me out of my office again