DX KITTY

What we cats do at night when we have staff members who are ham radio operators. There are dogs that do this too.

How to wash a toilet

I am a special guest contributor to this site. Actually I snuck on to Bill’s computer by stealth but this was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

Taro The Dog.

THE LOVE OF A CAT

IF YOU WANT A LACKEY GET A DOG. IF YOU WANT LOVE GET A CAT!

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR MOUSE TODAY?

Everybody need a display of affection even a mouse.

CAT SCAN

How does it help the doctor know what is wrong with a human when they scan the cat?

AN INTERESTING QUESTION

NOT EVERY KITTY IS THE RIGHT KIND OF CAT

The other night there was some police activity on our street and Bill went out to see what was going on. Two Deputy Sheriff Vehicles with their lights flashing sat at the end of the street. It was dark and the action was far enough away that Bill could not see anything going on but it close enough to reduce his vision in the darkness around him. Bill saw something move behind Dottie's car but his vision was not good enough to tell what just what was in the shadows. It was about the size of a cat. So being the lover of cats that Bill is he got down on his knees and called the kitty. The kitty moved in Bill's direction but then stopped just a few feet away. It was then that Bill could tell that this kitty had a pointy head and a white strip from the tip of its nose to the tip of its tail.

Cat eyes Bill does not have but skunk smell he almost got!