DX KITTY

What we cats do at night when we have staff members who are ham radio operators. There are dogs that do this too.

How to wash a toilet

I am a special guest contributor to this site. Actually I snuck on to Bill’s computer by stealth but this was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

Taro The Dog.

THE LOVE OF A CAT

IF YOU WANT A LACKEY GET A DOG. IF YOU WANT LOVE GET A CAT!

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR MOUSE TODAY?

Everybody need a display of affection even a mouse.

CAT SCAN

How does it help the doctor know what is wrong with a human when they scan the cat?

AN INTERESTING QUESTION

NOT EVERY KITTY IS THE RIGHT KIND OF CAT

The other night there was some police activity on our street and Bill went out to see what was going on. Two Deputy Sheriff Vehicles with their lights flashing sat at the end of the street. It was dark and the action was far enough away that Bill could not see anything going on but it close enough to reduce his vision in the darkness around him. Bill saw something move behind Dottie's car but his vision was not good enough to tell what just what was in the shadows. It was about the size of a cat. So being the lover of cats that Bill is he got down on his knees and called the kitty. The kitty moved in Bill's direction but then stopped just a few feet away. It was then that Bill could tell that this kitty had a pointy head and a white strip from the tip of its nose to the tip of its tail.

Cat eyes Bill does not have but skunk smell he almost got!

NEW WORD IN MY VOCABULARY VS. OLD ATTITUDE IN MY BLOOD

Bill is trying to teach me a new word. It is not the first time I have heard this word. My last family tried to teach it to me and even Bill has used a few times since he adopted me but it seems he is getting more persistent. This word goes against my kitty grain and makes my blood boil almost as bad as the word "BATH." (That one makes me even shutter to think about.)

Bill set up a special place on his desk just for me and he lets me climb on top of his computer. He has objected, sometime rather strongly, when I walk on the keyboard. But the other day I got on top of the printer and accidentally pushed a button. It was neat the printer started making noise and a piece of paper popped right out of it. That was fun so I did it again. Oh I knew I would have hours of fun with this one but Bill did not share my fun. He did not laugh nor even smile. He just started using that word every time I get on the same side of the desk as the printer is on.

The word is "NO". Now I know what no means and I know he knows I know what no means but he doesn't know I know what no means so I have the edge.

You humans sometime just do not seem to understand what it is like being a fierce predator like as illustrated by this photo of my friend. We must conserve our energy so we can be successful in the hunt. You humans want us to constantly be on the alert and hunting 24 hours a day but that is just not possible. We rest then suddenly we have that burst of energy so we can hunt. When we catch something we go back into our recharging mode.

AAAH THE LIFE OF A CAT

A warm room, plenty of sand, food, water, and strokes from a loving hand. What more could a cat, or for that matter any other creature, ask for. Life as a cat if good.

New Blog Writer

Hi! My name is Sarena and like Sadie I am a cat.

Sense Sadie died Bill has found it very hard to keep this blog up then Mama Cat died and he was totally lost.

Bill found out that I was in the animal shelter with just hours left to live so he ran down and bailed me out. I do everything I can to relieve his stress and depression and he says I am a great help to him.

When I learned about this blog I thought I would see if I am able to give some cat thoughts. So watch and see how I do.